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Sometimes, the truth just hurts.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

loansharks? wad e toot!


wad e toot! early mornin i got woken up by my bro's phone call.. i din wan to pick up.. anyway i did.. he ask me if i dropped my ic.. realise.. not..

den i heard my mum answerin a call outside my room SO FREAKIN loudly in canto sayin..

mum:" EAT UR HEAD LA! LOANSHARK KILL UNTIL HERE LIAO LA!"(it'll sound smoother in chinese.) lol and my poor sis got it from my mum.. when she had a good intention of gettin us ll lunch.. lol

and my reaction was wad e toot! i rush outta my room and went str. to e door way where my mum's cleanin.. i couldnt see e "O$P$" part which is diretly diagonally across me.. i couldnt spot any vandalism.. so i ask my mum wth was she screamin about.. after askin her.. i realise i'm steppin on soil(eeui) lol (i wasnt out of e house yet.. i was still steppin on my livin room tiles)

mum:" loansharks do one la! den!?"

i'm lyk.. huh? hu borrow money from e loansharks?.. and as expected e ans was no one.
i was about to go to e bathroom to brush my teeth when i heard eng vs chi conversation.. damn funny can? obviously my mum couldnt speak proper eng, though she understands .. she kept doin her conv in chi.. and both e policemen(one malay and one CHINESE) insist on e conv in eng.. lol bcos of their WEIRD conv.. i stepped in.. and did e translation when seriously i think it's unnecessary.. AND MOST IMPT OF ALL! i'm not even properly groomed yet! OMG!

my mum went to call some previous boss of her's for god noe's wad reason and left me stoning der with e police.. i'm lyk.. hello ma~ if u don wanna entertain e police.. don call erm please.. it's lyk i don even noe wad's goin on.. and she hu noe all e details is sittin der talkin on e phone.. e police had to wait for e ans and certainly he gave a veri VERI impatient face since my mum shrug of e question dat dey ask juz lyk TAT..

after e police left.. i saw e dumest and most dramatic scene tat ever happened in my family.. lol.. my mum left e door open to see whether e loansharks' henchman will do anymore further vandalisin.. soon enuff a bangla(seriously he's a bangla) walked past with a phone stuck to he's ear.. lol he's kind of partly to be blame la.. afterall hewore this FLOWERY haiwaiin shirt and kept bobbin he's head here and der.. to check for some stuff i guess.. most impt of all.. he's reali suay.. he came at e wrong timing.. lol.. den my mum opened e metal gate immediately and held a thick wooden stick behind her.. ROFL.. SO DRAMA CAN! reali lyk cartoon la! lol i'm imaginin e part where he mark e spot(most lykly he's from e HDB.. to check if any part is not painted properly.. cos der's a minor renovation goin on) and my mum juz wack e dumb stick at him repeatedly.. i wonder if i'll luff down der b4 i stop her.. or scream for her to stop.. lol damn lame can.. lucky my sis was behine her.. at least i noe my sis would stop her..

well anyway dat made me late for work.. WELL~ everything is sloved now.. my sis or hu ever called e loanshark's no.(dey left e no. on e wall all with e vandalism.. and a name KING.. lame ass.. zzz) initially when dey tried callin e loanshark.. he wouldnt pick up.. later today.. dey manage to get to him.. and my sis told me all dey say was..

???:" oh. wrong unit lo.. should be e 11th floor not 7th... too bad lo.. u guys suay lo.."

i'm lyk wad e *toot*! zzzzzzzz veri *toot* can.. my dad wasnt at home when i woke up la.. tat was kinda scarey.. reali.. and their eng reali totali sux.. lol and i guess this is e easiest and most common ways tat loansharks write..

07-xxx
O$P$
xxxxxxxx
KING

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz k la.. at least now i noe my family can sleep in peace without havin to worry over unnecessary disturbance.. haiz.. now adays damn suay can.. nid to go bai bai liao.. think i'll drag my mum ta go to e temple on my off day..

midori-tea_stressed &....



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