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Sometimes, the truth just hurts.

Monday, May 29, 2006

long long day.. long long update..


Haha.. ok I shld blog bout tis lyk 1 or 2 weeks ago.. I’ve been posted to OG albert which is located near bugis street.. u noe e 4 ma lu guan ying miao? (I dono how to say in eng.. lol) beside sim lim tat big big tall tall OG building.. haha I met e funniest and nicest ppl der.. dey sort of make mi look forward to go workin der.. ( its lyk u noe.. u’ll feel damn sian when u think of workin..) but when I’m workin der I don feel tat way la.. cos everyday der’ll be something new.. and exciting.. haha meetin new ppl nearly.. hm.. once a week? Haha at 1st I wasn’t quite happy when I was posted to OG for e wagon sale.. cos.. after all u dono anyone der.. den u wont noe hu u’ll meet.. how’s e place gonna be lyk.. but.. I guess I’m quite lucky.. cos e ppl tat I’ve met at e wagon sales are all so nice >.< haha.. oh ya.. I jux rmb.. I think I’ve blog bout tis b4.. haha nvm la.. heck.. hmm.. I met charmaine, bryan, kelvin and another joshua on Saturday.. 1st time workin wit dem.. haha well we kinda agree to plan a kbox outin together? I think? lol..

oh ya.. today charmaine jkelvin and mi was discussin bout some racist jokes.. dono how it started.. but we spoke mostly in chinese la.. I was lyk askin dem “wei she mo na xie racist jokes dou shi indian de?” (y most of e racist jokes are on Indians ar?) den dey oso lyk dono.. den I was lyk.. “ wo peng you shuo le yi ge” (my fren said one racist joke..) “wad do u call an Indian under a tree?” (sry if I’ve offended anyone.. but seriously I don mean it.. its jux an example I’m usin from one of e racist jokes my fren said…) e ans to it is fertilizer.. veri mean I noe.. after telling e so call “joke” I was lyk telling char and Kelvin “veri racist rite?” den dey were lyk ya.. den suddenly I turn around I saw these 2 indian ladies behind mi.. VERI NEAR SOME MORE!! Den I was lyk “wtf..” I didn’t say it out la.. but seriously after we realize der were Indians behind us we luffed abit.. most lykly tat reaction came bcos we didn’t noe how to act.. den I walked damn far away.. I hide behind tat freakin pillar man.. lol its lyk.. omg.. lol den Kelvin said one of e lady ask him “wad cutting is tis?” (referin to e pair of jeans she’s lookin at..) den b4 kelvin could ans.. she was lyk “aiya nvm.. anyway I cant wear.. lyk dey said it’s racist here.. we go to e boutique(or levis counter or wadeva shit la.. I not sure wad dey said) den Kelvin came over.. lol he can giggle some more.. den he was lyk.. “EH! Dey heard us leh!” den I was lyk.. “duh.. we were lyk less den 1 metre away..” lol damn shit man… den we oso cannot do anything lo.. but I muz say lo.. dey shldnt jump to conclusions lo.. de yoni heard e word ‘indian’,‘jokes’ and ‘racist’ all was in chinese.. dey shld hab at least giv it a thought b4 sayin anything rite.. I noe la e joke tat I use an example was veri racist.. but seriously.. I wasn’t sayin it to make dem luff.. I was sayin it as an EXAMPLE… zzz if I was tat racist hor.. come on lo.. I wldnt even make frens wit indians.. more over a hab a best fren.. and she’s a Indian.. I lyk her and her mum.. her family’s veri nice oso lo.. if I was racist I wldnt hab even thought of makin frens wit her.. moreover being best frens.. den if mi char and Kelvin was REALI tat racist.. we wldnt be workin for levis.. cos levis was brought into s’pore by a company call Jay Gee.. and e BIG BOSS of Jay Gee e one hu RUNS e company is an indian lo.. e higher post I think all Indians lo.. if WE WERE TAT racist.. we surely would hab rather starve to death den work for dem lo.. zzz y do some ppl lyk to jux jump into conclusions?.. zzz weird.. nvm…

haha today I start work at 5.. den actuali shldnt hab any break de.. but e Joshua(senior) veri nice.. he ask mi whether I’ve eaten.. den I say no den he ask whether I wan go for ½ an hour of break.. actuali I say no.. but in e end reali hungry.. haha so I requested to go.. lol den I went to e 7/11 to buy some juice and candies for e whole crew and myself to munch on la.. ( u nid sugar to keep u goin on..) anyway den I was lyk payin my stuff at e counter.. den tis chinese age 30 over man came over.. and ask mi in chinese.. “here u read m1 thingy( or wadeva la.. not reali sure wad he was talking about.. jux knew tat he was askin bout m1 stuff)..” den I was lyk “huh?” I kinda lyk ignore him la.. cos after all I’m not workin der wad.. I’m jux another customer.. but I realize e 7/11 staff was a malay or Indian.. den tat guy oni noe chinese.. cos e staff served mi quite well.. so I decide mayb helping her abit wouldn’t take much time.. don think it’ll be much trouble la.. den I help translate lo.. but in e end hor.. bcome I ans him… lol wtf.. I dono wad he wan sia.. den later afew mins her left.. den I paid for my stuff.. den e 7/11 staff thank mi lo.. den I say no prob.. den u noe wad.. E MAN WALKED BACK AGAIN.. den he was lyk wad is tis sms about ar? Den I was lyk.. huh I dono much about phones.. sorry (e whole conv. wit e man was in chinese) lol cos I was tryin to shrug him off. Cos after all I’m onli havin an 1/2 an hour break and seriously.. tat’s not a lot of time.. I haven even bught my food… den he insist on mi reading e sms.. den I was lyk.. oh ok la.. den he show mi.. after reading I was lyk.. wtf man….. den I told him lo it was some kind of a “meaningful sms” u noe e kind u get lyk.. >love is lyk soup.. e 1st mouth is hot and blah blah blah… den he INSIST tat I translate to him.. I was lyk HUH!? Den ok lo.. I summarize.. den I told him.. its tat kind of meaningful sms about love.. come on lo.. tat’s far enuff lo..it’s lyk… he’s askin mi to explain bout LOVE SMSes to him.. and he’s lyk 30 ODD PLUS!?? I think near 40 plus le lo!.. (den through out my break I was on e phone wit Gerald ma.. den tat idiot keep luffin cos he heard everything.. at 1st he even thought I was talking to my fren…) den make mi keep luffin oso.. den after summarizing to e man he STILL INSIST tat I read directly off e sms to him.. ZZZZZZ so I buo bian.. I hesitated awhile la.. den I mute my hp.. cos I noe wit Gerald hearin it I can NV translate to e guy lo.. cos I’LL nv man… zzz so I muted e phone and look at e sms la.. it was lyk sayin “love is fragil once birth.. but it’ll grow stronger once u feed it or smthn.. it’s lyk.. ZZZ hello bad English ( I noe my eng isn’t tat good either la.. but hor.. haiz…) den tat uncle oso got say he wan call china.. tell mi for wad sia.. lol scali he got a mistress der.. den I translate to him la.. after dat den he leave mi alone.. zzz den Gerald was lyk askin.. u dono him y he talk to u? den I was lyk “how I noe?” further more… eh I look lyk a customer more den a staff whose workin der lo! I’m PAYIN for my stuff?! I’m lyk INFRONT of e counter!? Wit chocolates and sweets on my hand???? And I wasn’t even wearin e 7/11 uniform!! =.=” den when gerald knew bout e sms part he luff lyk hell.. zzz -_- some more he say mayb e uncle purposely wan mi see e sms.. eh.. mai er xin.. zzz

as for e sweets dat I bought.. wooh.. my crew are reali mean sweet eatin machines.. lol u MUZ be fast in order to eat e sweets… if u’re slow.. den dat’s it.. lol after work den we all went for supper at e prata place nearby lo.. haha lyk ytd.. and we sat at e exact same spot.. lol but today oni mi and joshua went.. (as in cos Saturday is mi Joshua si qi and one more Joshua(we call tis joshua , joshua jr. easier).. and half way we met joshua’s fren hu work in addidas.. he quite sociable.. veri funny.. lyk Joshua.. haha..) den today is charmaine, mi , wai leong, Joshua, bryan and zhi yuan.. lol.. quite fun la.. haha ok I haben bath yet.. EEEIIII SMELLLY~ I noe.. =.=” lol tired.. OHOH and my mom made some ba zang(dumplings) my relatives love e ba zang my mom made la.. so I offered some to my frens.. cos to my relative’s its quite nice la.. but I dono my frens lyk or not la.. k la k la.. hab to go bath le.~ buai buai… lol long long essay ends here! Lol 1st time my blog entry is 2 pages long.. wit an additional of 3 sentences.. and one 2 word haha.. ok off to bath le.. later I’ll be all toasty and I’ll smell NICE! Roar! xD.. hope non of my contents will go missin >.< *prays*



LOVE JAS. 00:22